Growing Old Is Hell – A Slightly Naughty But Funny Weekly Smile!

OLD people  have problems that you haven’t
even considered yet!  
   
An 85-year-old man was requested by his  
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take
this jar home and bring back a semen  sample
tomorrow.’  

The next day the 85-year-old man re-appeared
at the doctor’s office and gave him the  jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the  
previous day.  

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, ‘Well, doc, it’s like this–first I tried with my right hand, but nothing.   Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing..

‘Then I asked my wife for help.  She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.  
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still  nothing.  

‘She even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.’

The doctor was shocked! ‘You asked your  
neighbor?’    
 
The old man replied, ‘Yep, none of us could get
the jar open.’

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