Men are like……
they only show up when there’s food on the table.
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
they’re good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
they take so long to mature.
you need them in reproduction but that’s about it.
fun to look at it but not all that bright.
without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.
they’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it
they’re always hot and always in your hair.
if you’re not careful they’ll creep up your legs.
keep one around long enough and you’re gonna want to shoot it.