A man boarded a plane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs, and
asked a female crew member to take care of the box for him. She took
the box and promised to put it in the crew’s freezer.
He pointedly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, mentioned he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was pretty ****** off with his attitude, and shortly before landing in New York she used the intercom to announce the following message to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise his hand?”
Naturally, not one hand went up … So she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers never learn.
2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as some men think