They Walk Amongst Us! – Joke

I was at the checkout of a Tesco store.  The cashier rang up a £46.64 charge ….. I gave her a fifty pound note. She gave me back £46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favour. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing and returned the money again.  I gave her the money back. Same scenario, again!
I departed the store with the £46.64.
 
 
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte.  I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said ‘buy one-get one free.’
‘They’re already buy-one- get-one-free,’ she said, ‘so I guess they’re both free’.
She handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

 
 
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted look at that dead bird!’ Someone looked up at the sky and said, ‘Where?’

 
 
While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning.  She asked, ‘Does the sun rise in the North?’  When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, ‘Oh I don’t keep up with all that stuff.’

 
 
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call centre. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call centre was open. 
I told him, ‘The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.’
He responded, ‘Is that Eastern or Pacific time?’ Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, ‘Uh, Pacific.’

 
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the boot.

 
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%.  Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.  The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

 
I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 
‘Now,’ she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?’

 
 
While working at a pizza parlour, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. ‘Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.’

 
 
They Walk Amongst Us, and
 they Reproduce and Worst of all …..they Vote!
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  1. Terry

    AND WHAT’S WORSE IS THAT I HAVE MET MORE THAN ONE OF THEM. LOL

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