Halloween Fun Part 2 – Jokes

Q: What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A: Toasty ghosty

Q: What do you call serious rocks?
A: Grave stones

Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
A: To stop his coffin

Q: Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
A: His ghoul friend

Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone

Q: What tops off a ghost’s sundae?
A: Whipped Scream

Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he’s always a goblin

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A: He’s mist

Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A: In the casketeria

Q: Where did the goblin throw the football?
A: Over the ghoul line

Q: What sailor like to be chilled to the bone?
A: A skeleton crew

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin

Q: What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
A: A Sand-witch

Q: What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
A: A wash-and-werewolf

Q: What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Fasten your sheet belt

Q: What is a vampires favourite mode of transportation?
A: A blood vessel

Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A: A boo-loney sandwich

Q: What has a black hat, flies on a broomstick, and can’t see anything?
A: A witch with her eyes closed

Q: What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A: A blood hound

Q: What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
A: Hallowieners

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
A: By witchful thinking

Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch

Q: Why did the witch’s mail rattle?
A: It was a chain letter

Q: Why did the vampire’s lunch give her heartburn?
A: It was a stake sandwich

Q: What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: Dayscare centers

Q: What do you call a skeleton who refuses to help around the house?
A: Lazybones

 

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