Some Questions To Ponder Part 2 – Jokes

19.  WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

20.  ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON’T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

21. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

22.  IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
23.  IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

24.  IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

25.  WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD ‘LISP’ TO HAVE ‘S’ IN IT?

26.  WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED ‘HEMORRHOIDS’ INSTEAD OF ‘ASSTEROIDS’?

27.  WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN’T SHOOT AT THEM?

28.  WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

29.  CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

30. HOW BIG WAS HAIL BEFORE THEY INVENTED GOLF BALLS?
31. ARE SHELLED NUTS IN OR OUT OF THE SHELL?
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