A woman was sitting in a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
The young at heart man noted her overtly attentive stare and walked directly towards her (as any man would). Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her “I’ll do anything that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £20, on one condition”
Flabbergasted the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just 3 words”.
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a £20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hands along with her address. She looked deeply and meaningfully into his eyes and said……
“Clean my house”