Never Doubt A Vet
A woman takes a duck to a Vet. The Vet says, “I am sorry, but your duck is dead.”
The woman asks, “are you sure? “
“Yes”, says the Vet.
“How can you be sure because you’ve done no tests?” replied the woman.
So the Vet brings in a labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. The Vet says, ” again, I am sorry, but as I said your duck is dead”.
He then hands the woman a bill. She cries “£820 to tell me my duck is dead!”
The Vet replied; ” If you had taken my word for it the bill would have been just £20 but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra”