I only wish I could pull this one off!
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them.
Hello, just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year, that in JUST ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Hello, it’s been a year! I told him.
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.
He never called me back. I bet he felt like an idiot.