Tech Support For A Wife System – Joke

DO FEEL FREE TO CLICK THE “LIKE” BUTTON IF THIS MAKES YOU SMILE!
AND WHY NOT SHARE IT WITH YOUR MATES!

 

LETTER TO TECH SUPPORT

Dear Xnix Technologies Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded one of your programs from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began an unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was
included with the product information. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5 .0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but I do not know how to uninstall
Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks, A Troubled User.

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. It is due to a great misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is merely a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating system files will cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing will be gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. Also, you cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.

Some have tried Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but ended up with more problems than with the original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
“Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.” I recommend that you keep Wife
1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “YESDEAR” to alleviate software hang-ups. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that you read the entire section regarding ‘General Partnership Faults’! (GPFs.)

Your Wife 1.0 does a scan for GPFs during its monthly program maintenance scan (PMS). You must assume joint responsibility for any faults and problems that occur, regardless of their cause. You will find that GPFs are
cyclical. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.

Avoid excessive use of C:\YESDEAR because ultimately you will have to give the C:\APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Remember, the system will run smoothly as long as you share the
blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as
Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 (which replaces Burn It 1.0), and Do Bills 4.2.
You must, however, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, should this happen.

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
XniX TechnologiesTech Support

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  1. Thank you..really informative!!

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