Get Rich Quick! – MibsBlog April 1st Post 3

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 Don’t Be An April Fool, Read This For Simple Steps Towards A Bigger Bank Balance And Therefore A Wealthier YOU!

 DISCLAIMER

 The following is purely a fun description of what I myself do to pick myself up when down, it is NOT serious, neither is it aimed at creating a nation of murderers or thieves!. If you are feeling MORE than a bit down and even worse thinking of actually following this advice, THEN FIND A MILLIONAIRE/BANK/MP’S POSITION ASAP there is no shame in cheating your way to the top really,the papers are full of those lucky sods who do, and do remember, YOU ARE WORTH IT!

SO, to the third of my posts….

Get Rich Quick! 

3 Easy Steps To Get Rich Quick!

 This works for both boys and gals!

Get yourself hitched to the oldest millionaire you can find, then divorce them soon after for a big share of their fortunes ( the older they are the easier to fool them into thinking you actually signed that pre-nup agreement!)

For ALL of their fortune to yourself, watch a lot of CSI, learn how to cover up a perfect murder, ensure that YOU are the sole beneficiary ( remember to forge their siggie on a will), then go do the deed,. A court case and free of charge release later, hey presto, you are rich and can then cash in on the film rights etc!

 Go rob a bank, ok this one might well involve a lot of time and expense learning how to hack computers on a University Course, OR just get a big weapon!

 Become a UK Member Of Parliament, you get unlimited access to endless expenses forms, so nothing will ever cost you anything again, followed upon retirement by numerous “token” Directorships and lots of book-writing opportunities, film possibilities also if you led a colourful enough career!

Failing all of the above you could just simply enter my fab competition HERE  and win some Organically Orgasmic goodies along with a bit of Lady Luck and some Warpaint!

HAPPY APRIL FOOL’S DAY FOLKS!

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One response to “Get Rich Quick! – MibsBlog April 1st Post 3

  1. Lol. Like the first option. Know any for me?

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