Are you insured for sex?
Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.
Please find a list of companies below that cater for most tastes.
Sex with your Wife/Husband – Legal and General
Sex on the telephone – Direct Line
Sex with your partner – Go Compare
Sex with a larger person – More Than
Sex on the back seat of a car – Sheila’s Wheels
Sex with a posh person – Privileged
And the best one.
Sex with a Transvestite – Confused.com
MORE TH>N are well known for taking headachs out of insurance.
Yes, but can they take the headache out of the wifey? lol
e-sure they can , as soon as MORE TH>N replacement turns up the wifey headache has gone. simples….
The only trouble with that plan is the headache you’ll surely suffer from when the wifey applies her own insurance frying pan to your head!
can you get insurance if you dont have sex
I have no idea lol, got any suggestions for the company? x
MORE TH>N do an insurance policy if you can’t have sex, IE say your wife gets a headache for MORE TH>N seven days they will replace her until her headache has gone.
now that was brilliant, lol, thank you xx